OK There are dire warnings that 50 Shades Of Mediocrity is to be made into a film. Gawd help us but they want an actor to play Christian (Carrot Top) Grey. Which one is your favorite???
OK Who is your favourite Ginger Nut?
I could of course be persuaded to play the role myself. After a little colouring of the barnet though.
Voila. The star of 50 Shades of Ginger.
